I’ve been unable to watch TV news for at least 20 years. It’s simply too painful, on many levels. The most painful thing is seeing what journalism has allowed itself to become, and how dumbed down the product has become, and how low the signal-to-noise ratio has become…subtract out the fluff stories, promo pieces, B-roll, celebrinews, inspiration corn, persistence corn, struggle corn, and entrepreneurship corn, and you have about 5 minutes of news per hour of airtime, at best.
The way they word things on TV news is one of my pet peeves. All the broadcasters seem to have an editorial policy of avoiding copular verbs, such as “is” or “was”, and this results in the news being read as a sequence of sentence fragments instead of sentences. My autistic mind is probably of the hyperlexic type, as I mentally transcribe practically every spoken word I hear, and I tend to proofread as I go, so the weird sentence structure used in TV news forces me to insert the word [was] in square brackets into almost every sentence. And sometimes [is]. In raw form, verb forms only appear in the “-ing” inflection, which could be a participle or a gerund, and what really drives me crazy is that whether it’s a participle or a gerund is itself often ambiguous. Usually, I could make it a correct sentence by inserting [was] or [is] before the -ing verb, or alternatively by transcribing it as a run-on sentence which is basically a chain of gerund phrases separated by commas. My mind usually goes with the latter, because I want to minimize edits more than I want to minimize run-on sentences, but I always feel tension because of the ambiguity.
I also find the level of sensory overload physically painful, especially on local TV news, everything from their overuse of the breaking news klaxon to the practice of “flashing the screen” for emphasis, or even as a visual punctuation, as I’ve noticed they almost always occur where the period would be if the sentence fragments were converted to sentences with the insertion of [was] or [is].
Then there’s the fact that the local news on all the channels in the Detroit market are almost single-handedly sponsored by Gardner-White, a regional chain of furniture stores. Their commercials are orgies of sensory overload, from turning my TV into a strobe light, to multitudes of fast cuts, to the most exaggerated vocal inflection imaginable (think “carnival barker” times ten). At least two per commercial break, every local news broadcast, every channel.